my SKYPE is olivemeister. add me if you want! just tell me who you are.
I HAVE A FLIGHT RISING ACCOUNT! my un is olivemeister.
ALSO APPARENTLY I NEED TO SAY THIS IN LIKE BOLD PRINT: I AM A DUDE AND MY NAME IS DAVE
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|citizen:||it's a bird!|
|citizen:||it's a plane!|
|*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*|
|superman:||it's a metaphor|
You find yourself in a group of people standing next to a cliff.
Suddenly, someone pushes another person, sending them over the edge. Thankfully, the victim is able to hold on to the edge rather than fall to their death, but nobody makes a move to help them or stop the perpetrator. Everyone, including yourself, simply stands there watching.
Angry that they’ve been pushed, angry that nobody is helping them as they struggle not to fall, the victim screams, ‘Is anybody going to fucking help me??’
That gets everyone’s attention. ‘Why are you mad at me?’ one person asks. ‘I didn’t push you.’
'Nobody is going to want to help you with an attitude like that.'
'You're just as bad as him.'
Nobody makes a move to help.
The victim screams in frustration, their fingers slipping. ‘You’ve got to be fucking joking!’ they shout as they lose their grip.
'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' You say as you walk away.
Welcome to the anti-sj/’real justice’ movement."
im used to queerbaiting and most of the time it doesnt get to me because i dont actually expect any canon queer things to happen, but in samurai...
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS EDIT MY PAGE AND NOW UR ALL BEING PUNKS AND REBLOGGING THAT POST
THE ABSOLUTE!!!! WORST!!!!
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES
Please stop whining in the hermit crab tag, you’re not a hermit crab and why would you even tag that anyways
maddie is beta-ing my fic and all she’s done is add “And then they touched privates" to the end
An update. I’m doing good things for myself and trying as hard as I can to keep happy and active and alert. I’m being more mindful. I’m being more...
I LOVE THEIR CULTLIKE DEDICATION TO THE HELIX FOSSIL??? I HOPE THEY ACCIDENTALLY TOSS IT I WANT TO WATCH THE NUCLEAR MELTDOWN
[BASS DROPS, HEADBANGS, COLLAPSES, AND WRITHES ABOUT ON THE FLOOR]